too few cartoons…
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“hey!… guess what!… they’re handing out free notions by the truckload to any passer-by down on main street again today!”…
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“gee now… wonder how well that’ll sit with yesterday’s give-away… ?”…
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did ya hear about how a bunch’a songs went train hopping?!… they jumped into a boxcar hoping for a place to sit and got lucky!… in the corner laid a hobo with enough room on his lips for all ten of them tunes!… 
just heard this joke over my walkie-talkie… (question)… “what do ya call a sleeping bag that’s back at the campground ?”… (answer)… “a-stroll-away-bed !”…
did ya hear about how a grandfather clock called for time-out at the ballgame… (?)… he threw his hands in the air and let a son-dial up !…
gonna head downtown to the skyscraper and see if they’re still using elevator music to raise questions !…
wow!… our town’s new healthcare plan starts today!… (every case of cabin fever gets a free street map!)…
gonna take a stroll down to the banquet hall… (they bought a truckload of frozen fast food and hope their walk-in freezer’ll run now!)…
wonder if a dog would tree bears in field trials ?… hehehe… (or will it plead guilty to bein’ too corny ?)…
just combed my head for a hair-raising story… but only came up with a pony tale…
gonna go watch a barn dance ’til the cows come home!…
jeepers!… talk about fast-paced!… the icing almost ran at the cake walk!…
gonna take a short cut down to the sawmill and see how many one by one’s can still get two by four’s to do a double take!…
gonna take a joke out for a jog around a laugh track and change the pace a bit…
been thinkin’ about how a fountain of youth ends up with a nation’s oldest city thanks to vintage kids around it!…
my knowledge base ain’t broad enough to hold many widely known names…
gonna see if the vacant lot has taken in any new nothings lately…
a retired professor took over our local tavern and now all the song selections on the jukebox are set up like a multiple choice test!…
gonna head downstream and see how many endangered species are in the same boat these days…
gonna mosey into town and watch the spike in pedestrian traffic comin’ from that price hike at the gas pumps…
the neighbor lady said she’s baking the cake of the future!… and she just came over to borrow a cup of tomorrow!…
been wonderin’ about the sitting room on a train… so this’un’s gonna take a ride in the parlor car!…
heard this joke from a fly on some wall… “what did a spider bring to a wedding… (?)… a webbing present !”…
(and then that fly told me how easily he found his way to the reception!… “it was a piece of cake!” he said!)…
sent my piggy bank of pennies down to the gym to do some calisthenics in hopes they’d stretch farther and by darn they returned like a wealth of small change!…
gonna head over to the park bench and watch some true pennies share their two cents!…
gotta go retrieve my homing pigeon… he bought into a get-rich-quick scheme down at the feather duster factory only to end up gettin’ clipped and now he’s outta commission for awhile…
gonna go listen to some modulated homing pigeons become full radio systems for their own coos and whistles!…
looks like the rain drizzle’s colorin’ another shade for those house painters to stay dry under this afternoon…
the noses that run in our family are always close at hand…
gonna head down memory lane and see if anything’s changed since a family tree farmer bought up the old homestead…
he got the neatest thing for his birthday!… guess what he got ?!… younger!…
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