or some fun-liners…<\/p>\n
~~~<\/p>\n
the weekend gave into mid-week so quickly…
\nit might be weak-kneed from some kinda daze!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
a group’a songs got together and threw a party to honor music!…
\nso when it came time for their honored guest to say a few words…
\nmusic turned to its hosts and let those songs do it!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna watch some sunshine keep the celebration goin’ where moonlight sang the night away and danced till dawn!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
been wonderin’ about the sitting room on a train…
\nso this’un’s gonna take a ride in the parlor car!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
did ya hear how a buncha songs went train hoppin’?!…
\nthey jumped into a boxcar hopin’ for a place to sit and got lucky!…
\nin the corner laid a hobo with enough room on his lips for all ten’a them tunes!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take my transistor radio downtown…
\nand see what’s comin’ in at the station… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
a neighbor lady said she’s baking the cake of the future!…
\nand she just came over to borrow a cup of tomorrow!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go hear some modulated homing pigeons…
\nbecome full radio systems for their own coos’n’whistles!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
looks like this rain drizzle’s colorin’ another shade for the house painters to stay dry under… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
just heard this joke over my walkie-talkie…
\n(question) “what do ya call a sleeping bag that’s back at the campground ?”…
\n(answer) “a-stroll-away-bed !”… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna mosey on into town…
\nand watch the spike in pedestrian traffic comin’ from that price hike at the gas pumps… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to the field and see if there’s any pop corn in those doo dads yet!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
heard this joke from a fly on some wall…
\n“what did a spider leave at the wedding… (?)…
\na webbing present !”… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
(gee… and then that fly told me how he easily found his way to the reception…
\n“it was a piece’a cake!” he said!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go see how many meows a sip’a catnip tea can let out!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
wonder if any legs’a journeys’ll be takin’ that noontime stage sometime soon ?… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
sent my piggy bank’a pennies down to the gym…
\nto do some calisthenics in hopes they’d stretch farther…
\nand by darn they returned like a wealth’a small change!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gotta go retrieve my homing pigeon…
\n(he bought into a get-rich-quick scheme down at the feather duster factory…
\nonly to end up gettin’ clipped…
\nand now he’s outta commission for awhile)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
~~~<\/p>\n
\/\/\/\/
\n00
\no
\nU<\/p>\n
“guess what ?!… i started collecting modern antiques!”…<\/p>\n
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\n00
\no
\no<\/p>\n
“modern antiques ?”…<\/p>\n
\/\/\/\/
\n00
\no
\nU<\/p>\n
“yeah!… and i only have to dust part of ’em!”…<\/p>\n
~~~<\/p>\n
here’s the latest fruitcake joke…
\n(question) “how do ya get a banana peal to take its toll on a southern bell ?”…
\n(answer) “misspell!”… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take a cherry picker out to the airport in hopes to see a fruit fly… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to the train station’n’bus depot…
\nand send some cheerios on their merry way with hungry folks there!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head downtown to that big sale!…
\n(it still wonders me how they think they can now sell all that stuff under “everything must go!”…
\nwhen they couldn’t do it before through “offers you can’t refuse!”)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to the harbor and help an ark farmer launch his waterproof barn… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head downstream and see how many endangered species are in the same boat these days… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down memory lane…
\nand see if anything’s changed since a family tree farmer bought up the old homestead… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
(noah’s ark brings to mind bein’ stuck in the mojave desert one time…
\nwith just a bottle’a water and a box’a iced animal crackers)… (yeah really though)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
the noses that run in our family are always close at hand!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head over to the park bench and watch some true pennies share their two cents… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head downtown to the skyscraper…
\nand see if they’re still usin’ elevator music to raise questions !… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
a retired professor took over our local tavern…
\nand now all the song selections on the jukebox’re set up like a multiple choice test!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
ever wonder how they keep them sugar bowls at the diner filled with such sweet talk ?!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
can ya just answer me this… is \u2018in question\u2019 outta the question ?… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna check out the local scene…
\n(heard a band’a petty thieves got their songs comin’ in loud’n’clear over the police scanner!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
from gettin’ the goods on songs!… to bags’a loot in music’s evidence room!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
this lunartic’s gonna go see if that man-in-the-moonshine’s glowin’ at noontime again!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
them snowflakes’re fallin’ like it’s rainin’ cats’n’dogs with ice skates on!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
wonder if there’s musical group therapy for bein’ nuts about loony tunes ?… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
off to see what the dog’s got…
\n(kinda looks like somethin’ the cat dragged in)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
(was hopin’ to get somethin’ outta the dog but the cat got his tongue!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see if the vacant lot’s taken in any new nothings lately… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
the worktable needs some legs under it… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see which one it is that takes one to know one… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna find out if the house numbers uptown\u2019re naturally high… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
speakin’a renowned…
\nright now our big time small town crier’s outside the luncheonette…
\nboastin’a how much the local gossip gets talked about!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
the rise i get outta double digits knocks my socks off and i can count on my toes!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head out and let my sense’a direction find the next intersection… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
my knowledge base ain’t broad enough to hold many widely known names… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna check out the alley where that fruit bowls again…
\n(they say the next lane over has some sour grapes fillin’ in since a banana gotta split)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
our town’s new healthcare plan starts today!…
\n(every case’a cabin fever gets a free street map!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna send a ton’a do-it-yourself warmonger muzzle loaders overseas…
\nand hope and pray that violence turns silent…<\/p>\n
talk about right up my alley!… (headed out to shoot a little pool…
\nand seen some apples go down the gutter where the fruit bowl smashed!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go see if the local blood drive’ll let mine get behind the wheel’a their bloodmobile… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
pulled the wool over my eyes and now this sweater’s lookin’ for a sparring partner… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go see if s’more step-wise strides let on where their ones for the road’re gonna be… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
last night’s man-in-the-moon-shine shown through…
\nlike a cameo’s appearance inside an heirloom ruffle’a blood-tinged fringes!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head out like the crow flies and see how it glides through a nightspot… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
my vote’s gettin’ ready to leave home with its bindle’n’walkin’ stick…
\nin hopes’a reachin’ the polls by tuesday… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take a stroll down to the banquet hall…
\n(they bought a truckload’a frozen fast food and hope their walk-in freezer’ll run now!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
been thinkin’ about how a fountain’a youth ends up with a nation’s oldest city…
\nthanks to vintage kids around… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head out to the garden…
\nwhere some late bloomers are just startin’ to go through their early childhoods… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna tuck some notes in a bottle and send that school’a thought off on a planetary field trip… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna open this thermos and let the aroma blaze a trail for my nose to follow… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go watch a homemade rainbow shade some sunflowers under parasols’a water… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
woke up with my two cents just beggin’ to be spent on a soapbox… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to the gym…
\nand watch the morning trainer wait for a cuppa regular joe to finish its warm-up exercises… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
re-invested my flat jokes into s’more laughingstock…
\nonly to find out it takes a solid gigglebox to getta rise outta such dividends… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take a long joke out for a jog around that laugh track and change the pace a bit… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
can the big apple a day keep a country doctor away… (?)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take a short cut down to the sawmill and see how many one by one’s can still get two by four’s to do a double take… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna sing into a balloon and see how high’a frequency that ball’a call letters rises to… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna feel s’more heat’n’humidity crawl past noontime and help this evenin’s shorter daylight write another summery summary… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
wonder if a dog would tree bears in field trials ?… hehehe…
\n(or will it plead guilty to bein’ too corny ?… hehehe)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
just back in time from seein’ a quack who treated my big goose egg!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gotta go doctor a pot\u2019a extra slow-cooked baked beans with some catch-up!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see if 20\/20 vision’ll still get me ahead’a myself… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see what the diner got on its jukebox for lunch today… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
got some popcorn hankerin’ to turn the stove top into an indoor shootin’ range… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
just combed my head for a hair raising story…
\nonly to come up with a pony tale… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take out my braid now…
\nand not for a night cap either… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go keep these innards warm with s’more’a tonight’s moon shine!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take that ice cream truck out for some double dips…
\nthrough a couple’a april showers\u2019 puddles now… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna run down to the local luncheonette a second time today…
\nand see if their special’a mexican chili’n’chinese noodles repeats on me too…
\n(hehehe… and ingest in jest please)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see what the next two hands on deck can do!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna see if a short spin’ll top off another full tank’a fumes today… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head out’n’watch that barn dance till them cows come home again… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
went down to my cold storage route seller and found an ice cream truck!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna let binocular occupancy see if bird watchers field glasses like baseball players fieldin’ flies ?… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
so if the early bird gets the worm… can a later one pick from the lunchwagon ?… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna pull some’a the warnin’ labels off these safety glasses so\u2019s i can see better… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to our local drug store…
\nand see if a prescription for bigger price cuts is too hard’a pill to swallow… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
just got off the phone with a victorian fixer-upper after a doctor made that house call… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go open a door before the lock’s gotta spring for s’more keys… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
a fresh cuppa cowboy coffee arrived by pony expresso this mornin’!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
heard there\u2019s a layover on mankind’s longitudinal latitudinarian heir lines… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna get out that triangular map’n’take some recyclables for a walk later on… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
that mornin’ moon hung around for some breakfast…
\nand well… gonna see if he’s comin’ back for lunch at noon…
\nand guess what ?!… after the moon didn’t come back at noon today…
\nthe sun moved in’n’occupied that same spot for awhile…
\n(hehehe… yeah really!)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gee now… talk about a fast pace!… the icing almost ran at the cake walk!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna find out how far a stretch’a time can reach… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
you wonder why i\u2019m handing in a blank paper ?…
\nwell i did my math homework at noontime…
\nbut the numbers were out to lunch!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
how countdowns add up is a plus sign alright!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna head down to the second-hand shop for some smoke… <\/p>\n
ain’t nothin’ like leftovers to soak in that flavor’a gratitude!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
hittin’ them streets tonight like a stay-at-home trickers’ treater greeter again… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
ain’t nothin’ quite like california’s caligraphy for musical penmanship’n’songful landwriting!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna go listen to mother nature sing some gospels’n’hymns today… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
just place a big seashell near your ear…
\nand wherever you both might roam…
\nyou may still hear its own gps device…
\nlink a musical map to that ocean at home!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
gonna take my compass on a tour through an atlas company…
\nto see which direction navigation is headed in these days… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
loads’a neat modes’n’moments to each’n’all!… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
~~~<\/p>\n
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