a far-fetched fun-loving place…<\/p>\n
once upon a far-fetched fun-loving place…
\nwhere deadpan meandered at an easier pace…
\nand comical stories poured forth into belly-deep roars…
\njokes highlighted life’s cheekbones through a loose range of all sorts!…<\/p>\n
but one stifled giggle found so little to say…
\njust a he-he ha-ha-ha on some bouncy delay…
\nno words to begin with nor even punchlines to find…
\n’til generous grins gifted their humor and delivered in rhyme!…….<\/p>\n
“it’s been such a long heavy load after running three miles!…
\n but since we’ve left home we’re still holding these smiles!”…<\/p>\n
“we tracked a boring joke’s ancestry back to its first family tree!…
\nnot only were those limbs asleep but that orchard needed seeds!”…<\/p>\n
“a pun donned its costume for a masquerade’s entertaining affair!…
\nin a doubled-up ensemble that resembled every combo there!”…<\/p>\n
“a wooden dummy so hard up for cash sat selling ventriloquist quips…
\na pricey beginner’s course on throwing its wit between a sleight-of-lips!”… <\/p>\n
“a snicker crouched inside its mouth near corny antics talking…
\nhoping to keep a couple more ears from hearing wisecracks stalking!”…<\/p>\n
“when an eager brief one-liner devoured its own short-lived voice…
\nall clowning around headed for that next likely choice!”…<\/p>\n
“a gag pulled a prank on its car keys and found itself being locked out!…
\nso an escape artist repainted that ragtop with its rooftop folded down!”… <\/p>\n
“ravenous laughter asked a new quipster why his jokes took forever to tell…
\n‘gotta fetch ’em from off the top of my head and deep inside of it as well!'”…<\/p>\n
“a ridiculous scene played out in between three punchlines fighting to win…
\ntwo blew their points to let down that joint then crowned the ref with his!”…<\/p>\n
“a fast-talking joke tripped over its tongue and got each line all mixed-up!…
\nwhile falling flat it hit its funny bone on side-splitting puns all twisted-up!”…<\/p>\n
“a new drier humor tried learning the ropes by practicing deadpan looks!…
\nbut it was so wet behind the ears that its lips opened smile-wide brooks!”…<\/p>\n
“a riddle tickled some nearby ears leaving them itching to figure it out!…
\na head-scratcher full of giggles appeared revealing what it was all about!”…<\/p>\n
“a cartoon jumped away from its paper hoping to start joking around!…
\nsoon a drawing of comical people ended up comically drawing a crowd!”…<\/p>\n
“a pun got kicked out of a library’s storytime while hearing a mythical tale!…
\nits louder steady play on words changed the reading of that famous fable!”…<\/p>\n
“a bad joke enrolled in night school trying to educate itself to be funnier!…
\nbut staff suggested this shot in the dark needed a place much sunnier!”…<\/p>\n
“a laugh asked around and found the joke that gave it a longer-lived life!…
\nsoon refueling its giggle tank from an answer surpassing that test of time!”… <\/p>\n
“a prank got pulled into hosting a comedy roast to honor a practical joke!…
\n’til flames rose so high they backfired into choking that room with smoke!”…<\/p>\n
“they celebrated a joke’s first birthday with toy one-liners for party favors!…
\nand a gift of kiddie speech balloons wrapped up inside the funny papers!”…<\/p>\n
“a pun advanced to the next round in a spelling bee competition!…
\nit asked the pronouncer to repeat that word but with a different definition!”…<\/p>\n
“a setup and a punchline co-authored a book on how fast a joke can move!…
\npulling double duty they peddled their story on a bicycle built for two!”…<\/p>\n
\u201ca quipster sent its crew of punsters to a local word-of-the-day debate!…
\nthey took on teams of jokers and pranksters then crazily won first place!\u201d…<\/p>\n
\u201ca joke went fishing for a compliment with a punchline chock-full of bait!…
\nit reeled in a big bite just to find the hook snagged on its own bad cliches!\u201d…<\/p>\n
\u201ca sense of humor declined the position of becoming a comedy critic!…
\n\u2018my laughs live in a world too big to be diminished with analytics!\u2019\u201d… <\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
(more to come)… \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
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